Okay Math Class, Now It's Time For Ads...

Wow! I haven't posted in a while! Sorry about that. I might have and excuse, but I'm not going to tell you. Let's just get back to having fun...OR ELSE!!! Oh, I mean: or else. That's nicer.

Now, today I'm going to share some interesting things I have seen posted by businesses.

1. At a certain store there is a cork board where people can post things.  There is a piece of paper that is a little larger than an index card saying, "Nothing larger than a business card posted here." Don't get it? Think about the sizes for a moment.
2. I was at a certain restaurant and went into the restroom. In case you don't know, I'm a boy (well, actually a man, but you know what I mean). I went into the men's restroom. I was confronted by a poster for ladies' night at the restaurant.
3. I was driving somewhere in Panama City, Florida and went past a business with a great name: Price's "Right" Roofing.
4. Remember my first post with the baby butt stuff? That box said, "This product is not manufactured or distributed by Blairex Laboratories, Inc. distributor of Boudreux's Butt Paste®"

Have a nice day!

Posted by James M. Jr. at 5:30 PM

And if gas isn't enough...

Thanks for sticking with me, my dear follower. (Should there be a 's' at the end of that word? I wish.) Anyways, it's been a while since my last post. I told you it might be. I've had something to post for a while, but the picture has been on my laptop, and I did not want to open it up for a while. But now, it is finally time to reveal something you have never seen before! I hope... Because if you have then it won't be as funny... It might still be funny, but not as funny. We want it to be as funny as it can be, right? Do think I talk to much? My friend says I do. "No I don't!" Sorry, we do not have multiple personalities or schizophrenia or anything like that. Do we? "No."

Okay, don't stop reading. Don't be scared. That was just a joke and not reality (except for the part where I said we want this to be a funny as it can be). :)

Now, for the main part of this post. You are probably wondering what in the world the title is talking about. Or you may be absolutely sure you know. Well, it is a strange title, but this is a strange blog, so it's fine. The title fits in here. Don't judge it.
Where were we? Oh yeah, the main purpose of this post:

Some time ago I was in Kentucky in a car with my uncle on the way back to his house from camp. We stopped at a gas station to get gas. And if gas isn't enough for the people who stop there, they can do this also: (click the picture to see it better)

AT A GAS STATION!

NOTE: You may see that this post was posted at 10:51 a.m. Actually, it was posted about about 12:51 p.m. I don't know what's up with that. I just thought I'd let you know, in case you cared.

Baby What!?

Hey, this is the first post of this blog! Let's celebrate! Shout, "Whoo-hoo!" Great. Nice celebration. I didn't shout though...

Here's something kind of funny (at least I thought so) that I saw at a store:

 

I wonder what you expression and thoughts are right now...I hope you come back later. Things won't always be like this, okay?

By the way, I do not know how much I will post in the near future because my summer is going to be pretty busy, but stay tuned.